Brother: Are you psyched for my birthday on Tuesday?
Me: Mhm yeahhhh
Brother: Awesome! Because Mom already planned the dinner and stuff at Ruth’s Chris.
Me: *acting casual* what time are the reservations for?
Brother: 8 *evil grin*
Me: …….wait are you serious???!?!?! Please tell me you’re joking!!
Brother: *collapses on floor laughing* no it’s at 6! God you should have seen your face!!